you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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