I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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