Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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