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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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