Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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