two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
They have beer where we have blood.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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