Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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