I cannot find my penis.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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