fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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