i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
can u get pink eye on your cock?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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