On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just had sex bonerless
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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