is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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