Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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