Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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