I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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