This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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