I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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