ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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