I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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