the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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