I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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