HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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