Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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