My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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