Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize