i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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