OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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