yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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