Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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