Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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