Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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