Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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