This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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