So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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