in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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