just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize