they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize