tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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