Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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