We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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