why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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