what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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