Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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