I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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