Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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