dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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