forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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