i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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