Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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