dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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